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{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the fish say when it hit the wall?","punchline":"Dam.","id":1}
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Shin-Akitsu Station is a passenger railway station located in the city of Higashimurayama, Tokyo, Japan, operated by the East Japan Railway Company.
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