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Ustad Alla Rakha Qureshi was an Indian tabla player who specialised in Hindustani classical music. Widely revered as one of history's most iconic players of the tabla, he was a frequent accompanist of sitar player Pandit Ravi Shankar and was largely responsible for introducing tabla to the Western audience.
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Mancinella capensis is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk, in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.
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