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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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